Crazy Cat

Elizabeth St, Melbourne

Photo courtesy of Kitten Wrangler

What this cat is doing here, how it got there, and what if anything it was advertising remains a mystery (until I can be bothered trying to find out). He just sits there, poking his gigantic head above the surrounding streetscape, possible trying to catch pigeons with his two dimensional tongue. Or not, whatevs.

Women
Random Public Toilet, Neerim Rd, Murrumbeena
Photo Courtesy of Kitten Wrangler
God love 'em. Before you give me funny looks for hanging around toilet blocks, note that I didn't take this pic. That said, both Kitten Wrangler and I are in love with the font choice.

Newman's Have Removed

Collins St (I think), Melbourne

Photo courtesy of Kitten Wrangler

'Have removed'. How quaint. Also, note how it's painted over another still older sign, all of which we can read is 'jewellers'.

Bulla Cream

Corner Arden and Leveson Streets, North Melbourne

Lovely font. I assume this building is now full of over-priced apartments.

Melbourne Folk Club

East Brunswick Club, Lygon Street East, Brunswick

Where's a good folk club when you need it nowadays?

Electrical Repairs

Munro Street, Brunswick

Masonic Catering Service

Maribyrnong Rd, Maribyrnong

An exclusive for the old masonic hall. That's right, just call 370 8696.

Ancient Bus Stop (Route 74A)

Corner Maribyrnong and Ascot Vale Roads, Ascot Vale

Any guesses as to how old this must be? I'm plumping for 40's, 50's at the latest.

Old Street Signage

Fern Avenue and Rae Court, Toorak

There's a few more of these scattered around in this neck of the woods, one can only assume they used to be everywhere. These are just two examples off Williams Rd Toorak that have escaped the clutches of the 21st century.

Not Kosher

7-11, Hawthorn Rd Caulfield South

You know you're in Caulfield when...

Fork Please

Willesden Rd, Hughesdale

Do Not Piss Here

Latrobe Street, Melbourne

This sign is a pisser.

Sorry.

Dulux

Jaydee Paint and Hardware, Racecourse Rd Flemington

The shop itself has come crazy-weird crap in it, but this old Dulux sign is gold.

Old Mechanic

Flemington Rd North Melbourne

This place, across the road from the Royal Women's Hospital, is plastered with old painted signage like that above. I bet the inside is an absolute goldmine - sparkplug ads from the 60's, a nude calendar for the year 1977, that sort of thing.

Commit (No) Nuisance

Heffernan Lane, Melbourne

Photo Courtesy of Chloe Wilson

A new piece, in the style of an old sign, telling people to commit no nuisance. Oh, okay then, I won't. I mean, there's a sign and everything.

This pic serves as a sequel to this one, my first post, and I think somes up this entire project nicely. Perversely this one is mean to be a piss-take on the former, the artist stencilling the refrain 'commit nuisance'. Someone has then come and added in the 'no' themselves. Is that in itself a nuisance, or was the original stencil, or both, or neither? I'm confused.

No Smoking

Melbourne Exhibition Centre (aka Jeff's Shed), Clarendon St Southbank.

This single beam hangs in the otherwise soulless, cavernous corridor running down the side of the Exhibition Centre. Apparently it's an old oregon floor beam that was ripped up during renovations in 1985, 11 years before the current building was opened by (vomit) Jeff Kennett.

What of course remains to be explained is why the old building had no smoking signs painted on the floor.

Royal Melbourne Yacht Squadron

Beaconsfield Parade, Middle Park

This building looks like it's now an empty shell, so this sign might have seen its last days.

V Line Maintenance Depot (E Gate)

Footscray Road, West Melbourne

It's only a matter of time before this sign gets swallowed up by the rapidly exploding Docklands (this is near the site of the gigantic new ferris wheel) I bet there's a whole bunch of cool stuff in this depot to photograph, but it's the type of place you don't want to wander around uninvited with a camera.

You know this is old - check out the prehistoric phone number.

Court House Hotel

Corner Errol St and Queensberry St, North Melbourne

Not many pubs that still serve Carlton Light, and I'm yet to see if the Court House itself still does.

Commonwealth Savings Bank of Australia

Errol St, North Melbourne

Old metal plaque at the entrance of what is now the North Melbourne Post Office.

Parkville Tennis Club

Royal Parade, Parkville

Something cool about this one, despite the lettering looking slightly amateurish. The wall it's been stuck to is a little less cool. I'm surprised this has lasted nearly so long nestled in among such prime real estate.

Parkville Post Office

Fitzgibbon St, Parkville

These leadlight windows adorn the outside of the Parkville Post Office, a truly remarkable building. It was built in 1889, which must surely make it one of the oldest surviving post offices in suburban Melbourne. Kind of an elaborate way to advertise a service, but there you go. They don't advertise like they used to!

Don't Dump Babies!

Somewhere in San Francisco, apparently

Photo courtesy of Alan Forbes

I can't believe somebody thinks this sticker will stop people putting their babies in dumpsters. I can't believe baby dumping has become such an everyday activity that it warrant stickers on bins, regardless of how effective said stickers are. I can't believe, supposing just for a second that a) it would prevent the dumping of babies, and b) that, yes, it is now just that commonplace, that the design and messaging on the stickers would be so completely bloody crude.

Foster's Lager

Railway Pl, North Melbourne.

This old billboard, on the side of the Railway Hotel (across the road from North Melbourne station) captures a moment in time that younger beer drinkers such as myself are still confused by. When exactly, after years of Foster's being THE australian beer of choice, did Victoria Bitter suddenly become de rigueur. And why? Actually, we know why - because Foster's tastes like horse urine. That's why it's now drink of choice only for old men, hobos and tourists.

Colony Woollen Mill

Eastwood St, Kensington

This whole building looks fantastic - given the opportunity I'd have loved to have spent a couple of hours wandering around it. The best of the buildings are so often next to train lines.

Arden St Oval

Fogarty St, North Melbourne

You know these signs are old - when's the last time you could get into the football for seven dollars? Having a look at these facilities, it's not at all surprising to hear that North Melbourne Football Club has been struggling for money.

Beware

Langford St, North Melbourne

Beware. This area is protected by guard dogs. And a nasty lobster.

Commonwealth Wool & Produce Co.

Sutton St, North Melbourne

This huge old building is now home to a number of businesses. It's impossible to appreciate just how huge this sign is until you're standing underneath it, but anyone who's travelled between Macauley and Flemington Bridge Stations should be able to give you an idea.

Join the Druids

Swanston St (opposite RMIT, Melbourne)

Photo courtesy Chloe Wilson

Milk Bar Advertisements
Corner Ascot Vale Rd and Montgomery St, Ascot Vale
This milk bar (still operational):
a) has a fondness for 80's advertising kitsch
b) has escaped the attentions of Pepsico and Streets for far too long
c) is the only place within walking distance you can get a litre of milk at 6 in the morning, so the owner doesn't give a damn what you make of its shoddy old signage
d) all of the above.

Detail-Mural at Collingwood College, Victoria
Johnston St (near Wellington St), Collingwood
Keith Haring was an American street artist of note that came to Australia in 1984 and painted this piece in Collingwood, next door to the Tote Hotel. More information about Haring can be found at this website, but what interested me about this piece, and this man, was his stipulation that none of his works were to be preserved under any circumstances. Apparently he saw the gradual deterioration of his artwork as an integral part of its existence, and it's certainly clear on this piece that his wishes have been respected.
Sadly, I understand that the building this is painted on is soon to be demolished. Haring's fans may be dismayed, but I guess that's exactly what the man would have wanted.

Big Freaky Looking Horse's Head Poking Out of a Wall

Park Dve, Parkville

This is attached to the old cattle market wall, and dates back to 1888 (though it was originally hung around the corner). Needless to say the cattle market no longer exists, nor is the US Army building that once lived behind the same walls. I could be wrong but I believe the grounds behind this wall our know used by University High.

Tattslotto

Brunswick St (near Johnston St), Fitzroy

Very cool old sign, now largely obscured by the shop awnings below. Has neon tubing around the letters that I can only assume stopped working many moons ago.

John Bull Oats

Corner Morrah and Wimble Sts, Parkville

'32 OZS OF BREAKFAST SATISFACTION' doesn't sound like the type of thing I'd want to shove in my own mouth of a morning, but each to their own. The back streets of Parkville, despite being incredibly old and close to town, aren't as fertile ground for this blog as you'd imagine, but this sign (above a cafe/milk bar) is a ripper.

Freedom

Park st (near corner of Amess St), Carlton North

Photo courtesy Ramona Bryant

What drove someone to write this message, in this incredibly time consuming way and paste it up on a random wall? It does look rather pretty though. I Wonder what the whole thing said.

Clayton Reserve

Canning St, North Melbourne

I'm kicking myself that I didn't take a photo of the plaque underneath this sign. Apparently it was put there by a greatful public in thanks to some public servant or other long forgotten. The point is, why is there not more of this nowadays?

Manchester Unity Building

Corner Collins and Swanston Sts, Melbourne

What exactly does one have to do to become an Oddfellow?

The inside of this building is an absolute marvel. Good to see it has survived years of public use and the barbarism of the Bolte Government.

A Morning on the Upfield Bike Path

Upfield Train line between Brunswick and Coburg