'Any boss who sacks a worker for not turning up today is a bum.' Who knows why this banner was hanging up over a major intersection right in the middle of Perth CBD, but it was, and that's good enough for me.
Sizzler, bitches.
Innaloo Cinemas, WA
Yeah, that's right, Sizzler. Cheese bread and all. Perth friends don't understand why this would be exciting, Melbourne friends do, and Melbourne residents who've been back to a Sizzler in Perth remember exactly why this shouldn't be exciting. On a side note, I spent the rest of the night Innaloo as well.
I'm a substitute for another guy
I look pretty tall but my heels are high
The simple things you see are all complicated
I look pretty young, but I'm just backdated, yeah